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Conan O’Brien Plays “Assassins Creed Origins” With Aaron Rodgers

Conan O’Brien is back with another episode of his “Clueless Gamer” series. In this latest episode, O’Brien gets to try out the highly anticipated game “Assassin’s Creed Origins” on the Xbox One.

Conan first introduces his star co-host for this week’s segment: Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Before the two start playing “Assassins Creed Origins,” O’Brien asks Rodgers about his recent injury. Rodgers says he was playing against the Vikings when he got tackled hard and slammed the left side of his body. It took 13 screws to repair Rodgers’s collarbone.

After this brief introduction, O’Brien asks his friend and tech expert Aaron Bleyaert to tell him what “Assassins Creed” is all about. Bleyaert says this is the 10th anniversary of the “Assassins Creed” franchise and this new game takes place all the way back in Ancient Egypt.

O’Brien and Rodgers start to fight a melee battle near the Sphinx in Egypt. All of the sudden, Conan’s character goes into “God Mode,” which basically means he can’t be harmed by any other player. Conan says his character looks like he’s imitating a chicken.

In the next scene, Conan’s character is riding in a chariot through cobblestone streets. At one point, Conan rams his horses into a brick wall and the screen suddenly freezes.

A few moments later, O’Brien and Rodgers watch a scene in which a poor farmer asks for help. Believe it or not, the farmer says that one of his friends was killed by a hippo. O’Brien and Rodgers just can’t contain themselves once the farmer mentions this.

But Conan isn’t laughing for much longer once a bunch of hippos start attacking him on the screen. Conan has to fight off three massive hippos, which, for obvious reasons, reminds him of the children’s game Hungry Hungry Hippos.

This incredibly popular video has already received well over one million views on YouTube.

Conan O’Brien Tests “Final Fantasy XV” In New Episode of “Clueless Gamer”

Conan O’Brien, the host of TBS’s nightly show Conan, has just released another edition of his popular series “Clueless Gamer.” In each of these “Clueless Gamer” episodes, O’Brien tests out a new video game with hysterical results.


In this latest edition of “Clueless Gamer,” O’Brien tries out the highly anticipated “Final Fantasy XV” before it has even been released. O’Brien was joined by the Hollywood actor Elijah Wood on this special episode.


O’Brien and Wood start off their adventure pushing a black car down the road. O’Brien shouted, “we just were sent on a magical journey, and now we’re pushing a car to Las Vegas?” Right from the start, O’Brien was not impressed with this game.


Later both O’Brien and Wood led a bunch of heroes into the desert. O’Brien started making jokes about the leather style of clothing all of these characters were in. O’Brien joked, “nothing like running in the desert wearing leather.”


O’Brien had some harsh words for this game. He even said the game should be re-named “wait for your death in real time.”


O’Brien got infuriated when he discovered it takes three whole days to destroy one of the worm-like monsters in the game. O’Brien wondered who on earth would actually play this game.


After learning that the entire crew that made “Final Fantasy XV” were listening in on O’Brien’s comments from an adjoining room, O’Brien got very nervous. However, when he opened the doors to confront these game developers, he let them know how much he despised their creation in the most humorous way possible.


O’Brien didn’t like this game nearly as much as he liked “Gears of War 4.” O’Brien actually filmed two episodes of playing “Gears of War 4” with rapper Wiz Khalifa.


In the end, O’Brien said that “Final Fantasy XV” is an “epic…waste of time.” This episode of “Clueless Gamer” already has over 500,000 views on YouTube.